The Surgical Hierarchy

If human suffering can’t be measured, should doctors be differentiating between patients with minor illnesses and those with serious conditions

“What is the prestige of hierarchy in medicine?” a bald friend of mine asked, when I referred him to a general surgeon to remove an annoying sebaceous cyst on his sparkling scalp. “Brain surgeons don’t deal with such paltry problems,” I said with a jolly arrogance, dismissing the puffiness on his head. “I’ve had it removed twice before and it keeps coming back, which is why I want you to do it,” he said, massaging my ego.

“Neurosurgeons are on top of the medical totem pole,” I said to answer his question. “We do the most sophisticated and precise work. Also, our job has the maximum potential to harm and hence the stakes are very high – because the brain and spinal cord controls everything,” I explained. Just then, quite coincidentally, my cardiac surgery colleague peeked his head into my office to see if I was free to discuss a case. “Cardiac surgeons some a close second but their job is essentially plumbing, knowing how to bypass faulty pipes!” I said, to humour him. “But we do the plumbing when the tap is running or while the toilet is being flushed,” he interjected, justifying his position at second, “everyone else languishes at the other end of the spectrum!” My poor friend now looked quite baffled by our banter. “The general surgeons, urologists, and gynaecologists are quite literally furthest away from the top,” we explained.

A physician, overhearing our open-door conversation, levelled the playing field. “Do you know that in some countries like the United Kingdom, surgeons are not even called doctors! They lose their title of ‘doctor’ when they branch out to do surgery; they are simply called ‘mister’ then. In the olden days, they were considered unskilled, like barber surgeons. It’s us who are the thinkers and planners, telling the surgeon what to do,” he finished and quickly exited, leaving no room for debate.

A couple of days later, I got rid of the cyst that got us started talking about this. When my friend complained of unbearable pain, I rebuked him gently, saying, “Do you know what some of the people who come to us are going through?”

That made me think about what someone posed to me recently. “Does suffering have a hierarchy? Does a person who is disabled by injuries and pain deserve more sympathy than one whose life has been crippled by grief brought on by failed or lost love?”

Until recently, I used to placate patients for their so-called minor issues by comparing their ailments with the dreaded ‘C’: “At least you don’t have cancer.” But I now believe that this is the incorrect way to empathize with someone. Who are we to judge if someone’s depression, an unseen illness, is less grave than something we can see, like a tumour biding its time inside someone? How can you justify the loss of a parent being less intense than the loss of a child, even though the anguish of the latter seems to be almost universally greater? Why is heartbreak always looked upon as something that someone will get over in the due course of time?

Just because some people seem okay while they are going through whatever they are doesn’t mean they feel it any less. They have either found a way to channel their hardship into something transformative or make peace with it, accepting what is. According to me, there are two ways to live: one, as if everything is a matter of life and death; the second, as if nothing is.

Each person’s suffering is their own and does not exist in relation to anyone else’s, even though it is human nature to compare suffering: theirs with ours, theirs with someone else’s. Being in the profession, I have come to see with my own eyes that most people live with much more suffering than what is visible to the most sensitive and proximate onlooker. “I’ve had this pain for the past 2 years but I informed my family only a week ago, when it became unbearable” or “I haven’t been able to see clearly for 6 months but I told my husband just a few days ago, when I started bumping into objects,” is something I commonly hear, and unfortunately, it often is an indication of a patient coming to us a little too late in the course of a disease.

Sometime ago, I was operating on a brain tumour through the nose with my ENT colleague, biting away all the nasal debris with hubris. “Be a little gentle with the nose,” she nudged me, as I was showing scant respect for it. “There’s nothing really important in here!” I said, marching on. She responded, “The next time your nose gets blocked, you’ll realize its value.” The sentence clung to me like food that’s stuck in the molars: even after you’ve removed it, it feels like it’s still there; exactly how an unblocked nose still feels blocked.

Even COVID has its own chain of command. Two years ago, the virus was treated with a fearful distance that was more than just social, as we were apprehensive of those who had it; now, we are suspicious of those who don’t. Sometime ago, a fever was a phobia; now, it’s freedom – to take a week off. “It’s just a cold!” is no longer the ubiquitous expression that the higher order allows us to use.

Human needs have a hierarchy, as proposed by Maslow, which range from the basic physiological ones of food, water, and shelter, to safety, love and belonging, esteem, and finally self-actualization – the desire to become the most one can be. Humour also has a hierarchy, with dumb jokes and puns forming the base of the pyramid, practical jokes and irony somewhere in the middle, and self-deprecation and paradox at its apex. Art has its own hierarchy (though it can easily find its place in the hierarchy of humour – especially modern art), as does architecture and science. There is a hierarchy to the functioning of the universe, so why not in medicine.

A recent study published by the British Medical Journal found (not to my surprise at all) that neurosurgeons are no smarter than the general population. Maybe it is time to ditch the phrase “It’s not exactly brain surgery!” and give another specialty a chance to be on that pedestal. Any takers?

P.S.: Dermatologists, you are not allowed to apply.

This article first appeared in the Sunday Mid-day on 23rd January 2022

 

24 Comments on “The Surgical Hierarchy
  • Dr. gurudutt Satyendranath bhat says:

    Wonderful writing.Funny Reflective Empathetic all at the same time.The last line it’s not brain surgery but derma excuse is just too savage.

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  • Krishna Shroff says:

    Very well put together sir! Humorous and reflective at the same time! 😃

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  • Herois Kambata says:

    If all your writings were compiled into a book, it would be an international bestseller . Do give this suggestion a serious thought. The earnings from the book could be used for the treatment of the financially weak. Then you could have one more chapter to pen. God bless.

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  • Vijayakumar Kotteri says:

    Thanks for dealing with an important topic so well, laced with your trademark humour. Though I suspect your observations would have got under the skin of some of your colleagues. Especially the kind more likely to wield a stethoscope than a scalpel.

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  • Supriya Correa says:

    B.E.A.U.T.I.F.U.L!!!

    PS…You know that you’re not really an A-class neurosurgeon, right? That you’re not top of your game, not in the championship league?
    You know that you’re just a damn good writer pretending to be one?

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  • Arun Pushkarna says:

    Dear Mazda,
    I genuinely liked the comment about the hierarchy of human pain. Sometimes asking questions is more poignant than any example. Truly good for thought. Your article alternated between medicine and philosophy. Remarkable!

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  • Bikram Dr. Shakya says:

    Neurosurgeons are on top of the medical totem pole🥲

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  • Mahashweta Biswas says:

    Beautifully written Mazda with your usual dash of humour.

    Enjoyed every bit of this article

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  • Anil Karapurkar says:

    Enjoyed your tongue in cheek humor. More power to you

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  • Anil Karapurkar says:

    Tongue in cheek humor!!!
    More power to you!

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  • Nagesh Simha says:

    Absolutely 💯 correct. Working in palliative care for over two decades and having undergone multiple kidney transplants, I understand that there can be no hierarchy. And, BTW, I am a retired general surgeon!! Congratulations Mazda, for an excellent article

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  • Rita singh says:

    Wonderful reading ! U r a genius with words and witt which r difficult to express. Thank for making us a part of ur readers group.

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  • Atman Daftary says:

    U made my sunday morning sir! Enjoyed!

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  • Anuradha says:

    Through this article I can sense your true concern for all your patients, relatives, friends who come to you with their problems be they serious or trivial. You listen to us patiently, ask the relevant questions with regards to our ailments and promptly and efficiently diagnose and mete out solutions. You are a good doctor. Keep up the good work. Continue to write in your usual fashion with your dose of humour to keep us happy

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  • Khyati says:

    Witty and reflective..keep treating..keep writing..

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  • Vineeta Rao says:

    Big, bigger ,best ,yes hierarchy exists everywhere . But frankly surgeons do think of themselves as the creme dela creme of their profession. Remember Sir Lancelot from the Richard Gordon doctor series ? Dr Mazda candid as always!

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  • ADI Cooper says:

    It’s absolutely correct information ànd practical observation.
    Dr.Gajendra Singh and Dr KEKI TUREL And Dr Manoj Virani Are also very good neuro surgeon.

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  • Anjali Patki says:

    Humorous, witty, tongue in cheek. At same time some very relevant, pertinent observations. All now a trademark of your writing. Enjoyable as always

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  • Anita says:

    So witty and honest, thank you Doctor🙏

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  • Meher Modi says:

    Dear Mazda,

    It is a privilege knowing an excellent doctor and a good human being like you, may your tribe increase !

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  • Chandan R. Sanjana says:

    You are not only a great Neuro Surgeon, but a great writer too with great humour in your articles. Always a pleasure to read what you write.🙏

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  • Natasha says:

    True love is never lost or failed…it persists and perseveres and eventually triumphs.

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  • Natasha says:

    True love is never lost or fails…it perseveres, persists and triumphs.

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  • 就爱要 says:

    Where there is a will, there is a way.

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